
If I Was a Bird I Know Who I'd Shit On Funny Vintage Greeting Card
For the friend who needs to know you're on their side — fully and without hesitation. A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: "If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I'd Shit On." Small, silly, and completely sincere.
- Premium soft-touch cardstock
- Blank inside
- Includes A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" Ă— 5-3/4")
- Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
- Printed in the USA
- Themes: friendship cards, solidarity humor, funny cards, sarcastic cards, vintage cards
By Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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If I Was a Bird I Know Who I'd Shit On Funny Vintage Greeting Card
For the friend who needs to know you're on their side — fully and without hesitation. A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: "If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I'd Shit On." Small, silly, and completely sincere.
- Premium soft-touch cardstock
- Blank inside
- Includes A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" Ă— 5-3/4")
- Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
- Printed in the USA
- Themes: friendship cards, solidarity humor, funny cards, sarcastic cards, vintage cards
By Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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For the friend who needs to know you're on their side — fully and without hesitation. A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: "If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I'd Shit On." Small, silly, and completely sincere.
- Premium soft-touch cardstock
- Blank inside
- Includes A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" Ă— 5-3/4")
- Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
- Printed in the USA
- Themes: friendship cards, solidarity humor, funny cards, sarcastic cards, vintage cards
By Bad Betty Greeting Co.






















