Moist Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro Novelty Soap
Some words make people uncomfortable — moist is one of them. 😳 The Moist Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap leans right into the cringe with clean humor and a creamy lather that’s anything but awkward.
Packaged in a colorful vintage-style box with laughs on every side, this Vermont-made triple-milled soap is equal parts hilarious and luxurious. Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable...Moist.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates a little mischief in their self-care routine.
- Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable... Moist”
- Type: Triple-milled boxed bar soap
- Style: Funny, retro, novelty design
- Net Weight: 3 oz
- Dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L
- Texture: Smooth, creamy lather
- Packaging: Colorful vintage box
- Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
- The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)
It’s clean. It’s funny. It’s Moist.
By Whiskey River Soap Co.
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Moist Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro Novelty Soap
Some words make people uncomfortable — moist is one of them. 😳 The Moist Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap leans right into the cringe with clean humor and a creamy lather that’s anything but awkward.
Packaged in a colorful vintage-style box with laughs on every side, this Vermont-made triple-milled soap is equal parts hilarious and luxurious. Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable...Moist.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates a little mischief in their self-care routine.
- Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable... Moist”
- Type: Triple-milled boxed bar soap
- Style: Funny, retro, novelty design
- Net Weight: 3 oz
- Dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L
- Texture: Smooth, creamy lather
- Packaging: Colorful vintage box
- Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
- The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)
It’s clean. It’s funny. It’s Moist.
By Whiskey River Soap Co.
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Some words make people uncomfortable — moist is one of them. 😳 The Moist Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap leans right into the cringe with clean humor and a creamy lather that’s anything but awkward.
Packaged in a colorful vintage-style box with laughs on every side, this Vermont-made triple-milled soap is equal parts hilarious and luxurious. Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable...Moist.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates a little mischief in their self-care routine.
- Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable... Moist”
- Type: Triple-milled boxed bar soap
- Style: Funny, retro, novelty design
- Net Weight: 3 oz
- Dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L
- Texture: Smooth, creamy lather
- Packaging: Colorful vintage box
- Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
- The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)
It’s clean. It’s funny. It’s Moist.
By Whiskey River Soap Co.
